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unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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(Source: fentonthermos)

shavingryansprivates:

its almost 2014 and every now and then i still forget that its not 2012 anymore

so-shota-it-hurts:

Skinny people cosplaying as canonly chubby/fat characters

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chubby/fat people cosplaying as canonly skinny characters

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people who bash people for doing so:

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equalseleventhirds:

remember back when we were kids and whenever we were bored or something adults were always like ‘use ur imagination’

and now we’re grown up and doin stuff like fanfiction and also critical thinking about our shitty society and they’re like ‘NO THAT ISN’T WHAT WE MEANT’

reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

overlypolitebisexual:

"i’m not homophobic i just think that it’s wrong!" i’m sorry what the fuck do you think homophobia is

youllbetheonethatsavesme:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

This is fucking awesome. Liking for future reference.
youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles